What do Pimps do on Valentine's Day?

I don't do Valentine's Day. It's what they call a Hallmark Holiday. But I appreciate it as it allows people to eat (I did sell roses in restaurants when I was 8 yrs old).



But I also know too many people that use Valentine's as an excuse to have extra-marital relations (especially with YB.

Anyway, out of nowhere, I started wondering: What do pimps do on Valentine's Day?

A Google Search didn't really provide satisfactory results. So I decided to ask a couple pimps... but nobody answered. I figured they busy. It is hard out here on a pimp.

Still, here's my "What Pimps Do on Valentine's Day" hypothesis:

• Count money.
• All-Star Weekend.
• Strategic planning.
• Take ALL they hoes out to for scrimp. But it's AOB.
• Listen to John Coltrane while reading Robert Greene.
• Yoga.
• Avoid where their all-pink, all-red or all-purple suits to avoid being mistaken for a trick.
• Knock a new beezy who heart got broke by a sucka.
• Applebees and/or Denny's.
• Put it in my Pocket.

One Mack is auctioning off his gigolo services

Then again, quiet as kept:

Pimps don't do Valentines (nor do they do $#it for the homies).

I'm pretty sure they don't blog.

If you know what pimps do on Valentine's, feel free to add them below.

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